So entwickelten sich die Programmierer von Heute, hier nur ein Ausschnitt:

Experienced Hacker
perl“>
#!/usr/local/bin/perl
$msg=“Hello, world.\n“;
if ($#ARGV >= 0) {
while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
$outfilename = $arg;
open(FILE, „>“ . $outfilename) || die „Can’t write $arg: $!\n“;
print (FILE $msg);
close(FILE) || die „Can’t close $arg: $!\n“;
}
} else {
print ($msg);
}
1;

Middle Manager
bash“>
mail -s „Hello, world.“ bob@b12
Bob, could you please write me a program that prints „Hello, world.“?
I need it by tomorrow.
^D

Senior Manager
bash“>
% zmail jim
I need a „Hello, world.“ program by this afternoon.

Chief Executive
bash“>
% letter
letter: Command not found.
% mail
To: ^X ^F ^C
% help mail
help: Command not found.
% damn!
!: Event unrecognized
% logout

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